No eggs, milk, fish or veggies and no kinky sex either – how are we to survive?

...and just to continue the food saga that is ongoing in China at the present moment and probably has been for some time in the past.
Early last week authorities in Wuxi confirmed that fish sold at a local wet market were contaminated with high levels of formaldehyde. This was done in order to preserve the whitebait

Then later in the same week China extended sympathy over a Japanese consumer's sickness caused by eating China-made frozen green beans. According to Japanese media, a woman fell ill after eating the beans produced by a company in Yantai, she experienced numbness in her mouth after eating the beans and health authorities discovered organophosphate pesticides in the product.

So now it looks as though we will need to resort to eating only Pringle chips, but even that has the danger of causing high cholesterol so what to do next? One cannot live on drinking water and breathing air alone, without even the slightest possibility of a spiced up sex life with chocolate body paints (see previous comments)!